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    Miss Beatrice,


    The church organist,
    Was in her eighties



    And had never been married.
    She was admired for her sweetness
    And kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor
    Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
    She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
    As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
    The young minister
    Noticed a
    cute glass bowl



    Sitting on top of it.



    The bowl was filled
    With water,
    And in the water
    Floated, of all things, a condom!
    When she returned
    With tea and scones,
    They began to chat.
    The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
    About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
    'Miss Beatrice', he said,
    'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
    Pointing to the bowl.
    'Oh, yes,' she replied,
    'Isn't it wonderful?
    I was walking through
    The Park a few months ago
    And I found this little package
    On the ground.
    The directions said
    To place it on the organ,
    Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
    Do you know
    I haven't had the flu
    All winter.'

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