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    There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to money.
    Just before he died, he said to his wife "when I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me". So he got his wife to promise with all her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

    Well when he died, he was laid out in the casket; his wife was sitting there dressed in black, her friend sitting next to her. When the ceremony had finished she went over to the to the casket and placed a box inside next to her husband. The undertakers then locked the lid and took it away.

    Her friend said" I hope you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with him".

    The loyal wife replied" I am a christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I would put all of his money in that casket with him".

    "You mean to tell me that you put all that money in there"!!!!??

    "I sure did" said the wife "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

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    ha ha quality typical woman lol

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