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    No matter what the husband does in bed, his wife never achieves orgasm.
    Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

    They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

    "Okay," he says to the husband, "let's try it reversed. "Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

    Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man again. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.

    The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly:

    "You see……….THAT'S how you wave a towel".

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    groan

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    Quality. lol

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    VERY GOOD

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    So just how do you wave the towel then ............i carnt find it in the how 2 section ????????

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Wrong forum mate.

    You'll need something like Don Juan Forums where a certain butcher is a member (and no I don't mean Abyss before anyone jumps in). This butcher is banned from here.

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    LOL nice one doug

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