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    Default Strachanisms

    On Wayne Rooney...
    It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."


    Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
    Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

    Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?

    Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.

    Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
    Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.


    Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
    Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.


    Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
    Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.


    Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?

    Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.

    Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
    Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


    Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
    Strachan: "I don't do impressions"

    Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
    Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!

    Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
    Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!

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    He's one of the "I'll say what I like and like what I say" old school types.

    None of the BBC pc can't offend anybody brigade.

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