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    As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up
    alongside.

    She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
    The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you
    are losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.

    She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
    Again, the trucker lowers the window.
    As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

    "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his
    head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
    blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
    lowers the window.

    Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
    to the blonde.

    He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says

    "Hi, my name is Tony and I'm driving a gritter!"

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    Well he wasnt driving in Walsall yesterday morning....

    12 vehicle crashed on icy roads between 2-4am

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    Walsall was great yesterday. they closed 2 lanes of the southbound M6 between Junction 9 & 10. Adding 1 hour to peoples journeys!

    Perfect for me joining the motorway at junction 7. One of the quickest journeys into work i have had!!

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