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    Default Jump Start

    3 nurses walk into a morgue to discover a dead man with a hard on.

    1st nurse goes cant let that c0ck go to waste, so she ride's.

    2nd nurse does the same.

    3rd nurse hesitates a bit and says im on my period, but goes ahead and rides it anyway.

    SUDDENLY the man jumps up, the nurses scream,

    'we thought your dead' . . .

    Man replies ' I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel beter than ever'


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    Bye bye Vec B
    - Hello Siggy!

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