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    Default Wrong Answer!

    WIFE:
    What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?




    HUSBAND:


    Definitely not!




    WIFE:


    Why not - don't you like being married?




    HUSBAND:


    Of course I do.




    WIFE:


    Then why wouldn't you remarry?




    HUSBAND:


    Okay, I'd get married again.




    WIFE:


    You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).




    HUSBAND:


    (Makes audible groan).




    WIFE:


    Would you live in our house?




    HUSBAND:


    Sure, it's a great house.




    WIFE:


    Would you sleep with her in our bed?




    HUSBAND:


    Where else would we sleep?




    WIFE:


    Would you let her drive my car?




    HUSBAND:


    Probably, it is almost new.




    WIFE:


    Would you replace my pictures with hers?




    HUSBAND:


    That would seem like the proper thing to do.




    WIFE:


    Would she use my golf clubs?




    HUSBAND:


    No, she's left-handed.




    WIFE:

    - silence - -




    HUSBAND:

    F


    * ck....


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    haha that is bril

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    Made me laugh. Nice one

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    Astra Estate SRi XP 1.7 CDTi 100

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    quality!!

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    He he he

    Terran

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    Nice one!

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    an old one but a good un.

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    Made the whole office laugh!!

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