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    A Scotsman walks into a pub and orders 10 double whiskeys and downs them in one.

    The barman says "Blimey, what's up?"

    "My youngest son has just told me he's gay" he replies.

    The next day he returns to the pub and this time orders 15 double whiskeys and again, downs them in one.

    The barman says "What's up now?"

    "I've just found out that my oldest son is gay too!" he says.

    The following day he's back in the pub and this time orders 20 double whiskeys and again, downs them in one.

    "F**k me" says the barman, "Does no one in your house like pussy?"

















    "Yes" he replies, "My wife"!!!!!!!!!


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