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    A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a present.
    So he stops at a toy shop to buy his daughter a Barbie.

    Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie dolls are. The girl responds:

    “Which one?”
    “We have:

    Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
    Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
    Shopping Barbie: £19.95
    Surfer Barbie: £19.95
    Disco Barbie: £19.95
    and Divorced Barbie: £299.99”

    Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95
    when all the other Barbie's are £19.95?"


    Exasperated, the girl responds:

    "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

    Ken's Car
    Ken's House
    Ken's Boat
    Ken's furniture
    Ken's jewellery
    Ken's money
    Ken's computer, and
    Ken's best friend...”

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    pmsl!

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    Oh dear......in my defense I see it was from last November!
    Somebody knows this site like the back of their hand!!!!!
    Doug

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    Lol

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