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    Default Life backwards old but funny

    [FONT='Times New Roman','serif']. in my next life I want to live my life backwards.[/FONT]
    [FONT='Times New Roman','serif']
    You start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
    You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
    pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch
    and a party on your first day.
    You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are
    ready for high school.
    You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
    You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born.
    And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
    luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room
    service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila!
    You finish off as an orgasm!
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    The old one's are the best.....

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