Londoner

[Doug-SRidirect]

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how good the repair it'll never be the same again!"
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust:
"I can't believe how materialistic you ****** Londoners are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you."

The Londoner looks down in absolute horror.........
"FARKIN HELL!!!!!!"
he screams........ "Where's my Rolex !!!!"

[Brocks]

Absolutley true!

[Drinky]

How true that is i know a few like that !!!!!!

[topline]

a brand new porsche and a rolex must work for the same taxi company as andyvec with that much money