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    Talking 10 husbands...still a virgin!

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin."


    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?"


    "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.


    Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.


    Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.


    Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.


    Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.


    Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.


    Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.


    Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.


    Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!"


    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"


    "You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!"

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    very good and very true

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    Oh so very very true

    Now she'd be so much better off if the new husband had been a Vauxhall $tealer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boba View Post
    Oh so very very true

    Now she'd be so much better off if the new husband had been a Vauxhall $tealer.

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