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    TECH SUPPORT - HOW CAN I HELP?

    Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
    Female customer: A white one...

    Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
    Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
    Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
    Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

    Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?

    Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

    Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

    Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
    Customer: Aaaah... thank you.

    Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me.

    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer: OK
    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes
    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah... that one does work...

    Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

    Customer: can't get on the Internet.
    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.

    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.

    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

    Tech support: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

    Customer: Hi I have a problem with my Canon printer.
    Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
    Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.

    Tech support: Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
    Customer: I don't have a P.
    Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
    Customer: What do you mean?
    Tech support: 'P'... on your keyboard, Colin.
    Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

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    I can just imagine they're all for real,are people that stupid.........

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    very good being an IT tech that made me laugh

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    Here's one (from Telewest 'Blueyonder' support):

    Customer: Look, I've paid my £8.99 a month, and I can't get on to the Internet

    Support Guy: Have you attached your modem and switched it on?

    Customer: What's a modem? I haven't attached anything to my computer.

    I was told this used to be a common complaint in the early days of Broadband.

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    i love to read stories like these. its so true. some people are so thick. i use to sell pc's and laptops for currys and this customers question stands out the most...

    me: hello sir how can i help you.
    customer: hi there im looking for one of those laptops that you can watch dvds on.
    me: ok sir is that all u want to use it for.
    customer then points to the touch pad mouse on the laptop and asks... is that where you watch the dvds. its a bit small. can u get them with bigger screens...

    me. (long stare at the guy.) are kidding mate.
    customer: no, why
    me: theres the door sir. please come back when you have half a clue.

    he was never seen again but i could of slapped him for being so thick.

    jst thoought id share that with u all . lol

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