Just for laffs....

[Drinky]

Mrs Drinky wrote this for me recently.......thought you guys might appreciate it!!

THE MISTRESS

Your secret’s out, my darling -
The truth is plain to see -
You have another lover,
And you love her more than me.

I’ve seen the way you gaze at her,
The lust you cannot hide,
Your passion - inadvisable -
She’ll take you for a ride.

I saw you once, caressing her,
Her body lithe and lean-
I’ve found your credit card receipts -
I know where you have been.

She fills your heart, your thoughts, your dreams,
She fills my mind with hate!
This Jezebel is clad in blue -
I must decide her fate!

But I’ve a secret too, my love,
There’s something you should know -
I’ve advertised in classified…

THAT CAR HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!


What d'you reckon??

[Duncan]

Ha Ha - like it!!

[Trel]

LOL but if the Mrs wrote it, is she trying to tell you something!!

[AJA]

Roses are Red
Your Car is Blue
Don't let her drive it
As it is too new.

Only joking ladeeees

[Andy]

thats brilliant!!! im going to show my wife that as she feels exactly the same lol!

[Duncan]

LOL but if the Mrs wrote it, is she trying to tell you something!!

Yeh, do you know where your keys are at this precise moment Drinky!!? LOL

[Drinky]

good lady drinky knows better than that plus she has her own baby to use and abuse as seen on girl racer website