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    Default Just for laffs....

    Mrs Drinky wrote this for me recently.......thought you guys might appreciate it!!

    THE MISTRESS

    Your secret’s out, my darling -
    The truth is plain to see -
    You have another lover,
    And you love her more than me.

    I’ve seen the way you gaze at her,
    The lust you cannot hide,
    Your passion - inadvisable -
    She’ll take you for a ride.

    I saw you once, caressing her,
    Her body lithe and lean-
    I’ve found your credit card receipts -
    I know where you have been.

    She fills your heart, your thoughts, your dreams,
    She fills my mind with hate!
    This Jezebel is clad in blue -
    I must decide her fate!

    But I’ve a secret too, my love,
    There’s something you should know -
    I’ve advertised in classified…

    THAT CAR HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!


    What d'you reckon??

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Ha Ha - like it!!

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    LOL but if the Mrs wrote it, is she trying to tell you something!!

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    Roses are Red
    Your Car is Blue
    Don't let her drive it
    As it is too new.

    Only joking ladeeees

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    thats brilliant!!! im going to show my wife that as she feels exactly the same lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trel
    LOL but if the Mrs wrote it, is she trying to tell you something!!
    Yeh, do you know where your keys are at this precise moment Drinky!!? LOL

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    good lady drinky knows better than that plus she has her own baby to use and abuse as seen on girl racer website

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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