User Tag List

Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: Halifax Press Release

  1. #1
    Regular Member Inspektor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Northampton (Santa pod)
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Talking Halifax Press Release

    This may have already been posted, If so I'm sorry..


    Halifax Building Society is very pleased to announce that they are installing new "Drive Thru" Cash Dispensers.

    To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use.

    AS FOLLOWS:

    Procedures for MALE customers

    1. Drive up to the cash machine
    2. Wind down your car window
    3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
    5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
    6. Wind up window
    7. Drive off

    Procedures for FEMALE customers

    1. Drive up to the cash machine
    2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine
    3. Re-start the stalled engine
    4. Wind down the window
    5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card
    6. Turn the radio down
    7. Attempt to insert card into machine
    8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car
    9. Insert card
    10. Re-insert card the right way up
    11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page
    12. Enter PIN
    13. Press "cancel", and re-enter correct PIN
    14. Enter amount of cash required
    15. Check make-up in rear view mirror
    16. Retrieve cash and receipt
    17. Empty handbag again, to locate purse and place cash inside
    18. Place receipt in back of chequebook
    19. Re-check make-up
    20. Drive forward 2 metres
    21. Reverse back to cash machine
    22. Retrieve card
    23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
    25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
    26. Release handbrake.

  2. #2
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    south shields
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    i like that, very funny but also very true!

  3. #3
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    newcastle
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    spot on !

  4. #4
    Vectra-C Obsessed Poster Drinky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    on your momma !!!!!!!!!
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    Very very good that m8 saw one do a similiar thing in drive through mcdonalds the other day !!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

  5. #5
    On a Sabbatical
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Failsworth, Manchester
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    LMAO!!!

    There's some truth in that bud - have you ever noticed that when a woman is waiting to purchase something, they only get their cash out of their purse that's in their bag once they have told the total. A man will be ready before being told the amount.

  6. #6
    Regular Member Bigair's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Hong Kong
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    yea! That's a true life show, that's why women are so cute! hahaha...

  7. #7
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    .
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    oh BOYS...............!!!!

  8. #8
    Vectra-C Obsessed Poster Drinky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    on your momma !!!!!!!!!
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    Sorry dear !!!!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Mixenden Halifax
    By tomo41 in forum General Chat
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 11th October 2012, 14:27
  2. C6 CDs Halifax road
    By paulvectrac in forum Spotted or put a flyer on a Vectra C/Signum?
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 7th January 2012, 16:31
  3. Bleep When I Press Boot Release Button
    By Hedgehog70 in forum Electrical & ICE (including SatNav)
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 17th May 2009, 22:13
  4. Mugged Off By The Halifax
    By VauxVeteran in forum The 'Off Topic' room
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 14th October 2008, 18:33
  5. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 28th July 2008, 23:30

Visitors found this page by searching for:

Nobody landed on this page from a search engine, yet!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •