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    Default Phone a friend





    Idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever


    Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'
    NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

    It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.'
    After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
    'Which of the following is the largest?'
    A) A Peanut
    B) An Elephant
    C) The Moon
    D) Hey, who you calling large?
    Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
    'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'
    Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
    'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
    Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
    'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
    Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
    'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it.'
    To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
    'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.
    Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
    'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'
    Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'


    This one is actually better!!!






    *Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
    he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
    home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without
    even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
    too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
    the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it.*

    *Caution... They Walk Among Us!*


    *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
    shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
    said...'where???'*

    **They Walk among us!!*

    ***
    While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
    was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
    morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
    explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
    her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' *

    **They Walk Among Us!!*

    ****
    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
    one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
    her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
    think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

    **They Walk Among Us!!!!*

    ***
    I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
    sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
    make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
    half-kgr.*

    **They walk among us! *

    ****
    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
    seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...*

    **They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

    ***
    My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *

    **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*

    ***
    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
    out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
    and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
    turned...*

    **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *

    ***
    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
    and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
    yet?'...*

    **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*

    ***
    While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
    go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
    into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
    'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
    pieces.*

    **Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!*

    *Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!*








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    made my morning lol

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    Elephant vs the Moon. Saw this a while ago, fantastic.

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    Where do they find these people??

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    iv just asked my mother the same question and guess what she said

    elephant dohhhhhhhh

    she must be where i get my brains from lol

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