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    Default Retirement

    Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make
    our days interesting.

    Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to the shops.
    I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
    cop, writing out a parking ticket .I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.I called him a ****. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog stuff. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a darn. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
    important at my age.

    An old Fella

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    Thats quality.

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    My brother and a mate years ago, pleaded with a traffic warden who was about to put a ticket on a car, they managed to talk her out of it, but she must have been livid when they said thanks "love" it is not our car though, then walked of to the pub.

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    Oh, I am soooo looking forward to being old!!! (okay, older!!!)

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    I once went into town with someone who parked on some double yellows. Another car there already had a ticket and I said to him "Aren't you worried about getting one of them?". He says "No" and then peels the ticket off the car that had it on and stuck it on his own windscreen.

    When we got back the other car was still there with another ticket on it and his car still had the first one from that car on it. He then took the ticket off and stuck it back on the other car and off we drove. Genius!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonali
    I once went into town with someone who parked on some double yellows. Another car there already had a ticket and I said to him "Aren't you worried about getting one of them?". He says "No" and then peels the ticket off the car that had it on and stuck it on his own windscreen.

    When we got back the other car was still there with another ticket on it and his car still had the first one from that car on it. He then took the ticket off and stuck it back on the other car and off we drove. Genius!
    these days if your car is there long enough they'll lift it.

    happens alot in Glasgow

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    these days if your car is there long enough they'll lift it.
    but what do the wardens do with it !

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