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    Default First worthwhile pyramid scheme/chain letter....

    Time to offend no doubt

    > > At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain
    > > letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only
    > > win.
    > > Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
    > >
    > > INSTRUCTIONS.
    > >
    > > Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget
    some
    > > ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
    > > your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you
    > > will receive 823,542 women through the post.
    > >
    > > Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
    > >
    > > 0.5 Miss Worlds
    > > 2.5 Models
    > > 463 Wild nymphos
    > > 3,234 Good-looking nymphos
    > > 20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
    > > 40,198 Bi-sexual women.
    > >
    > > In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
    > > inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
    > > And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one
    > > of those that come back to you.
    > >
    > > DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
    > >
    > > One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
    > > his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
    > > gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
    > > accusatorial _expression on her face. On the same day, the
    > > international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his
    > > old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he
    had
    > > not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the
    > > bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women
    > > and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward
    > > are 452 more packages.
    > >
    > > YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
    > >
    > > This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex
    > > life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about
    > > trivialities (that only interest women), no obligations, no grumpy
    > > mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
    > > engagement. Do not hesitate...send this letter today to 9 of your
    > > best friends.
    > >
    > > PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
    > > cleaner; one of the women that arrives will know how to use it.
    > >
    > > PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
    > > can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
    > > undertake.

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