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    If I actually was to get into politics (which I'm considering) I have a question for you.....

    As you know I'm quite radical and methodical, who would protect me from the ppl who are having it comfy and would seek to harm me?

    Myself I would enlist the best Army lads I could find with absolute loyalty to eliminate my enemy in the name of greater good.

    Some of my agendas would be this

    Housing - Tenants who have shown to be good and paid their rent will be offered new built property first.

    Those falling pregnant without marriage will be told to stay at home with mum and dad

    Immigrants will be all found for for 6 mths, after that if they fail to find employment they will be removed.

    Tax on ppl, this requires skill, at this moment I would reduce fuel tax by 40p a litre on a temp basis on the understanding that things do not increase

    Crime, knife or other and you will go down for 50 yrs without probation, I will build the jails if need be.

    Energy, I will open the market for all to compete, today there is a cartel, I will smash it with UK firms starting up to rid us of foreign owned companies taking the Mick, same with water companies.

    Progressers, I will give tax breaks to all companies that appear to be helping the communities to flourish, by this I mean those who offer jobs at 7 pound an hour + will get a sub from their tax liabilities

    Sex criminals, no place for you in my world, I wouldn't waste the gas, effected families to chose death for con, boot,brick or bullet.

    Drugs, users to go straight into rehab on conviction, dealers to be educated as to the effect of their trade, once all my other plans kick in no one will want to deal anyway, and if they do I'll legalise it to drive the price down.

    Prostitution, legalised again, I've nothing against pro's who wanna be pro's, but lets get the trader and the disease out of it.

    Chavving, straight in the Army for these lads, they wanna fight, so I'll give em a cause.

    Wanna vote for me, or do you want more labour waste and tory bull?

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    How about some changes to HM Prisons too: -

    “TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPACOUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN


    These are some of the reasons why:


    Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the 'tent city jail' to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

    He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

    He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but 'G' movies. He says:
    'They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assaultinnocent people when they leave.'



    He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.


    Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued fordiscrimination.

    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

    When asked why the weather channel, he replied: 'So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.'

    He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he toldthem, 'This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back.'
    He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd2007), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbedwiresurrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to theirgovernment-issued pink boxer shorts.


    On theWednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were overheardchatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees.
    'This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace,' said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2years with 10 more to go. 'It's inhumane.'
    Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. 'Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.'

    The same day he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: 'It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!'

    Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were like yours there would be a lot less crime and we would not be in the current position of running out of prison spaces”.

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    give him whatever package he wants & bring him over here

    are "G" movies family films ?

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    Looks like you've got competition VV:

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4426131.ece

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    Wow, that is harsh treatment! Can only assume that the majority of prisoners dont re-offend lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hideous View Post
    How about some changes to HM Prisons too: -

    “TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPACOUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN


    These are some of the reasons why:


    Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the 'tent city jail' to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

    He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

    He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but 'G' movies. He says:
    'They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assaultinnocent people when they leave.'



    He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.


    Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued fordiscrimination.

    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

    When asked why the weather channel, he replied: 'So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.'

    He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he toldthem, 'This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back.'
    He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd2007), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbedwiresurrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to theirgovernment-issued pink boxer shorts.


    On theWednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were overheardchatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees.
    'This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace,' said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2years with 10 more to go. 'It's inhumane.'
    Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. 'Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.'

    The same day he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: 'It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!'

    Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were like yours there would be a lot less crime and we would not be in the current position of running out of prison spaces”.

    now thats wot i call jail

    should be like that here.

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    I'm sure you considered it VV, where's the bit on death sentence?

    2.2 Direct SRi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadman View Post
    Looks like you've got competition VV:

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4426131.ece
    Yeah but he ain't saying what his plans are yet, he's just trying to oust Brown right now, can't be any worse.

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    Sorry Ian, you are far too moderate for me.

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    Glad you noticed

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