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    THE JOURNEY OF MAN !!!!!
    >
    > When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a
    > girlfriend.
    >
    > When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no
    > passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a
    > zest for life.
    >
    > In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
    > emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama
    > queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I
    > decided I needed a girl with stability.
    >
    > When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was
    > boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
    > about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I
    > needed a girl with some excitement.
    >
    > When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I
    > couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to
    > another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous
    > things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
    > great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
    > So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
    >
    > When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
    > feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was
    > so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I
    > owned.
    >
    >
    > I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a blonde
    > with big tits.

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    Lol!

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    PMSL, a lot can be learnt from that.

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    LOL so ***king wise....i think is very true LOL

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