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    On the way to work today we passed an elephant walking along the road in the same direction as us.
    There was a person riding it, but I am not sure how you 'steer' an animal of that size, weight and power. Interesting stuff here.....

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    Only in India eh.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    On the way to work today we passed an elephant walking along the road in the same direction as us.
    There was a person riding it, but I am not sure how you 'steer' an animal of that size, weight and power. Interesting stuff here.....
    You put one foot behind each ear of the elephant and nudge in the appropriate direction.

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    Just mind it does not poo on the bonnet of your car !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharon_C View Post
    You put one foot behind each ear of the elephant and nudge in the appropriate direction.
    Have to ask but how many times have you ridden an elephant to know this,or have you worked in circus

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenboy View Post
    Only in India eh.......
    That phrase gets used a lot by us, and 'We're in India, anything can happen' - and it usually does too.

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    Less understeer than my vec anyway. Probably better acceleration too
    Don't know... I'm sure someone will turn up soon with a "How To".

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    I've heard that giving it a bottle of Pepsi to drink is almost as good as a Re-map

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    You use a stick and tap it on the side of the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharon_C View Post
    You put one foot behind each ear of the elephant and nudge in the appropriate direction.

    wondered why people keep jumping on my back

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