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    Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

    A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
    Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we
    don't have a ladder.'
    The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts
    and laid the flagpole down.

    She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements and announced
    that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

    Then, she walked off.

    Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We
    need the height and she gives us the length.

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    Did they finally get the height??

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    good one

    Fender - I think the height came out at about 4 inches

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    Quote Originally Posted by parapaul View Post
    good one

    Fender - I think the height came out at about 4 inches
    So we would need a short flag but very very wide

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    Yes, but you could easily get round that by just buying a normal flag and turning it sideways... Lateral thinking, see

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    Never thought of that,thats probably why I'm only an assistant organiser,

    PS. MLC went abit off track here but enjoyed the joke

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    or they could have got paddy to stand still and measured him then his shadow. Then by measuring the shadow of the flag pole they could have worked out its height !

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob 2.2dti View Post
    or they could have got paddy to stand still and measured him then his shadow. Then by measuring the shadow of the flag pole they could have worked out its height !
    Sounds logical, but if they couldn't figure out the first post,what chance do you think they have

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