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    Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.'Was the other Indian crazy or what?

    'The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening, If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.'

    Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
    from deep inside He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

    The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might..... 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

    Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read......















    (Get ready, this will kill ya),

















    NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    lol

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    didn't realise it took so long for these jokes to get across the water

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    Nicer joke than the Mental Hospital one

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    Absolute Nutter! Busy then Paul!!!!!


    Bye bye Vec B
    - Hello Siggy!

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    Says he that is replying at 9 o'clock in the morning!!!!

    And then probably again at 0930 ish........................

    ....................and again around midday........................

    ......................and then at...............................



    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffyopel View Post
    Says he that is replying at 9 o'clock in the morning!!!!

    And then probably again at 0930 ish........................

    ....................and again around midday........................

    ......................and then at...............................


    !!


    Bye bye Vec B
    - Hello Siggy!

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    Your 9 minutes late!!!!!



    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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