Two really short pals decide to have a night out on the town,

They have a great night and end up taking two gorgeous women home,

off they go to seperate bedrooms for ............

The first chap cant manage to get an erection, as if this isnt bad enough all he can hear from the bedroom nextdoor is his pal shouting,

"Im coming again..1. 2. 3.....urrrgh!!!!!

In the morning the second chap sees his pal who asks how he went on,

"I had a **** night...I couldnt manage to get an erection",

"you think thats bad" he says.....

"I couldnt even get on the chuffin bed" !!!!!!!!