A couple had fallen upon hard times so, there being nothing else for it, decided that the wife should go out ‘on the game’ to bring in some money.

The first night came and the wife went out for the evening eventually arriving home well after midnight.

The husband was waiting up, eager to see how much his wife’s made on her first night on the streets.

“How much have you made then Darling?”

“Eighty one pounds”

“Eighty ONE pounds” says hubby, enraged.

“Who gave you the ONE pound?”

“They all did”