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    A man was leaving his local bar when he
    Noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
    cemetery.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
    Feet behind the first one.

    Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a
    leash.

    Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in
    single file.

    the man's curiosity got the better of him.

    he respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am
    so sorry for your loss, and I know Now is a bad time to disturb you,
    but I've never seen a funeral procession like this before in my entire
    life".
    Whose funeral is it?"

    "My wife's."
    "What happened to her?"

    The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
    he inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

    The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
    get away from the dog's vice like grip When the dog turned on her and
    killed her also"

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
    men.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"


    "Get in line."

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