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    My mate was involved in a horrendous car crash
    he wokes up in hospital and the doctor tells him theres good
    news and bad news,
    whats the bad news he asks
    youve been unconsious for 3 days and we had to give you 5 pints of blood to keep you alive,
    the only match we could find was 3 pints of south african blood and 2 pints of polish replys the doctor,
    what the f**ks the good newshe asks
    the doctor says your dick is 6 inches longer
    and your at the top of the housing list

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    i did find that very, very funny

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    Qualitity!!!


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    LOL very good

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    brilliant what a cracker

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    Yay! Bashing immigrants! Yay! Let's blame them for everything! Yay!

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    My mate was also involved in a terrible accident. When he woke up the doc said I've got some good news and some bad news.
    Ok, he said, what's the good news.
    You've only got 3 weeks to live, says the doc.
    Blimey, he said, what's the bad news!
    Bad news is, we should have told you 2 weeks ago.

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