Burglary Chicago Style

Ya can't make this stuff up!!

When Chicago resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR,
And even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white
Powder.' (That's at least is the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Chicago police said, 'It looked similar to high grade cocaine. They probably thought they'd hit the big time.'

Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my
Sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch-taped to the box was this note which said:
'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.'