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    Default Bush vs Mandella

    Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,
    croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next to him and
    starts a conversation:

    Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
    Mandela: "Of course."

    Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only
    eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake
    them into croissants and sell them to South Africa."
    Mandela: "Oh Really?"

    Bush: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
    Mandela: "Of course."
    Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In
    the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and
    left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South
    Africa."

    Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?"
    Bush: "Of course we do."
    Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
    Bush: "Throw them away of course."

    Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt
    them down into chewing gum and sell it to America.

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