A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He says 'Yes - just caffeine.'

Have you ever been in the service?'

Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you
right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 and plan on starting at 10 AM, every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why
don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?

This is a government job,' the interviewer says, 'For the first two
hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point you coming in for that.