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    Default A puzzle of life :)

    Anyone read of any really good ways of disposing of a body? Don't want to get caught by the cops?

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    Ive heard a hydrochloric acid bath will do the trick. Not too sure if the bones will be dissolved though!!!!!!!!!!

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    But the teeth are troublesome....


    My idea was to puncture the main body cavities (you don't want the 'evidence' resurfacing now do I) and then hire a small fishing boat and, weighing the body down in several places, give the fish some food.

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    pig's Will Even Eat The Teeth
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    Flouric acid will dissolve anything - even teeth and bones!

    You got somebody in mind have you Ste?! lol

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    Do you mean hydrofloric acid?? Cos that stuff is really good, but VERY hard to get hold of in large quantities. It is the only acid that eats glass, and is used for window etching.

    No one in particular, just wondering how 'off topic' we could go tonight.

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    Yes but theres always the chance the body will float back up if the weights get dislodged, with the bath the teeth can be disposed of seperatley and quite easily id imagine.

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    A hammer can smash teeth apart - it does work, I've tried that with a tooth I had removed at the dentist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    Do you mean hydrofloric acid?? Cos that stuff is really good, but VERY hard to get hold of in large quantities. It is the only acid that eats glass, and is used for window etching.
    Yep, that's what I was meaning - Hydrofluoric acid (note the 'u' ) I was using it's shortened name. As you say, not exactly easy to get hold to in large quantities though! lol

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    As Rich said PIGS are the way forward in body disposal ........................Allegedly

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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