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    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.


    A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend



    2. a companion



    3. a lover



    4. a brother



    5. a father



    6. a master



    7. a chef



    8. an electrician



    9. a carpenter



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    11. a mechanic



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    13. a stylist



    14. a sexologist



    15. a gynecologist



    16. a psychologist



    17. a pest exterminator



    18. a psychiatrist



    19. a healer


    20. a good listener



    21. an organizer



    22. a good father


    !


    23. very clean



    24. sympathetic



    25. athletic



    26. warm



    27. attentive



    28. gallant



    29. intelligent



    30. funny



    31. creative



    32. tender



    33. strong



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    35. tolerant



    36. prudent



    37. ambitious



    38. capable



    39. courageous



    40. determined



    41. true



    42. dependable



    43. passionate



    44. compassionate



    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



    45. give her compliments regularly



    46. love shopping



    47. be honest



    48. be very rich



    49. not stress her out



    50. not look at other girls



    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself



    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself



    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



    54. Never to forget:



    * birthdays



    * anniversaries



    * arrangements she makes



    HOW TO! MAKE A MAN HAPPY



    1. Show up naked



    2. Bring food


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    How true

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    So true

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    that is so spot on m8 and its still not enough

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    We may be simple but we know what we want.....lol. Where do I sign up for that? lol.

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    showed that to the mrs and she said thats not much to ask for typical woman

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    Well thats simple then........NOT!!!


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    Is that why women say men are easily pleased.

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    You want to see the look I just got off the wife after reading that out


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    You missed a couple

    55. Fix the cars

    56. Do dishes

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