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    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
    >>out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
    >>The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
    >>Heather and you are losing some of your load."
    >>
    >>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
    >>When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
    >>again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
    >>Again, the trucker lowers the window.
    >>As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name
    >>is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
    >>
    >>Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
    >>the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
    >>of
    >>breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
    >>The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,
    >>and you are losing some of your load!"
    >>
    >>When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the
    >>next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
    >>truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she
    >>lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Saskatchewan,
    >>and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!

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    I like that one! lol!

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    Heard a different version of that and it was paddy following a gritter.

    'F**k off', i'm gritting was the reply!


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