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    Why are wedding dresses white?

    IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!

    IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT TO THE WOMEN HE KNOWS!!!!!!!

    Son asked his mother the following question:

    "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

    "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

    The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


    "Son, all household appliances come in white."



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    ha ha.

    That's why woman have smaller feet too, so they can stand closer to the sink.

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