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    Default my first road kill

    well after umpteen years of driving i managed my first knowing road kill yesterday morning ....i decapitated a lil bunny with my front splitter

    kinda reminded me of this very old joke...

    little billy bunny was so sad he kept loosing all his friends to those horrible motor cars running them over and killing them ...
    One day he meet this extremely old and wise rabbit.
    He asked the old wise one how he had managed to cross the busy roads for so long with out being run over and killed ...
    well lil billy the secret is if you see the car lights coming at you stand perfectly still in between the lights and dont move till the car has passed.

    The next day the old wise one spots lil billy on crutches and all bandaged up.
    What happened asked the old wise one ,didn't you do as I told you ???

    Yes I did cries billy...

    But you never warned me about those FREEKING three wheelers

    an oldy but goody

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    i hope you haven't just watched, water ship downs ian

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    yes, an oldie that is still funny

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    Did you keep the bunny for dinner?

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    Great old joke that,my old man owned a 3 wheeler once,horrible car.....

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    Bunny Killer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyreman View Post
    Did you keep the bunny for dinner?
    yep gave it to Dean

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