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  1. 25th June 2008, 09:47 #1
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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing has moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks,

    "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.

    They're asking for a £10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

    "Most people are giving about a gallon."
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  2. 25th June 2008, 09:51 #2
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  3. 25th June 2008, 10:12 #3
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    "ok, here's some matches too"
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    ................ But still funny

    http://forum.vectra-c.com/showthread...ight=kidnapped


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  5. 25th June 2008, 11:26 #5
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    phew... at least I got mine in before Shan
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  6. 25th June 2008, 16:37 #6
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    Only a gallon??
    Id give whats left in my tank an push it to the nearest petrol station
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