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    Default Unpublished letters to the editor

    The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll not be enough money to pay our pensions.
    I wish they'd make their minds up. John, Knutsford

    Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British. Ben, Hull

    "Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends", or so the commercial says.
    Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30. Colum, Manchester

    I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail lose around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme.
    She was sent by DHL next day delivery. L Palmer, London
    The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I. P Boddington, Ringway

    Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh? Paul, Leeds

    On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct answer. The question asked 'What “C” would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with?' to which I confidently replied “<unt”. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately. Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one's family? Noel, Leeds

    My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this? Alan, Dundee

    I'll never understand my neighbour. He has recently started
    wheel-clamping his own caravan when he finds he has inadvertently parked it in his own drive! I wonder if he is a sadist, a masochist or both. Ian, Slough

    Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original? David, Telford

    On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've obviously never been to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road.
    Alan J., London

    What’s all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that. Thomas, Newcastle

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    Nice one.. Funny mate..

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    If you can remember all these Doug you should be on the stage. stunner LMAO

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