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    Default I want more than a 100% effort

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little maths that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?
    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H A R D W O R K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    K N O W L E D G E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    And,
    B U L L S H I T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bull**** will put you over the top.
    But, look how far *** kissing will take you.

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

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