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    1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. Ionce rode her mother.'

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
    Gibson comes inside of him.'

    3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't thatnice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxfordcrew.'

    5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing
    so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God!! What have I just said??'

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

    10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    Number 7 is very good.

    There was an old cricket one about Michael Holding and Peter Willey - commentator said ...' The bowlers holding the batsmans willy' ... They could be heard crying laughing in the comentry box for a minute afterwards.

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    very funny quotes there taffy mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob 2.2dti View Post
    Number 7 is very good.

    There was an old cricket one about Michael Holding and Peter Willey - commentator said ...' The bowlers holding the batsmans willy' ... They could be heard crying laughing in the comentry box for a minute afterwards.
    heard tht live and I'll never forget it. more like 5 min though

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    There was a football one where the commentator said ''he handled the defenders nicely but now has has Semen on his hands''

    dont know what match or commentator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darren View Post
    There was a football one where the commentator said ''he handled the defenders nicely but now has has Semen on his hands''

    dont know what match or commentator.
    I hope he was penalised.

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    Great quotes......

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    Can't remember the two drivers involved, but earlier this year at the start of an F1 GP, when the red start lights went out one driver stalled on the grid and didn't get away. The driver behind only just missed him and Martin Brundle came out with:....

    "Wow, he was really lucky ......he could so easily have creamed right into the back of his team mate there"

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    I was enjoying a meal the other day with my wife, she went up to the bar and asked for a double entendre, and the bar man gave her one !

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