In a park two naked statues stood facing each other, one an adonis in all his glory, the other a beautifull woman, one day an angel arrived and said to them, you have stood facing each other for 200 years, I am going to allow you to get off your plinths and do as you wish, the statues came alive, looked at each other and ran off into the shrubbery after a while they came out breathless and giggling, the adonis said "That was wonderfull shall we do it again?" Yes" she said




"but this time
















you hold the pigeon and I will Sh*t on its head!!!"