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    Default Marriage Guidance

    A husband and wife go to a marriagecounsellor after 15 years of marriage.
    The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married.
    She goes on and on and on.
    Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes and makes mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze.

    The counsellor turns to the husband and says:
    "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

    The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf.”

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    Nice one doug

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    Excellent, Doug

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    thats very funny - made me laugh

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