Three couples on holiday in Spain around the hotel breakfast table:

An American couple, an English couple and a couple from Glasgow:

The American man says to his wife "Pass the honey, Honey".

The Englishman, hearing this and keeping it going, says to his Wife, "Pass the sugar, Sugar".

The man from Glasgow not wanting to be outdone says to his wife,............................................. .........................................wait for it................................................ ................................

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"Geeze the milk, ya cow !!

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