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    Default Handy Tips

    DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

    RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

    DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

    EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

    MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.

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    thats very good.. I like it!

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