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    Default Oh dear!

    A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"


    She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"


    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

    "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sh4gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my 4rse?"



    "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    Now thats a good one!

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    - excellent!

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    PMSL. Very good.

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    excellent!

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    That's a cracker that one

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    Midlands Mod Shop - NFFC.

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    very good mate

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