A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.



What are you doing?" She asked.



"Hunting Flies" He responded.



"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.



"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell".




He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."