New Mercedes

[Taffyopel]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Merc convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road he accelerated to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down the A34, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the Traffic Patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He accelerated to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the policeman's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the traffic man walked up to the Merc, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.

The old gentleman paused, then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a traffic policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the officer

[MysteryElite]

I like that - made me grin at the end of a really cr*p week!

[ion]

nice one lol

[MAF 3.2 V6 GSi]

Good one ...

[glynn]

that was very funny

[BlueRob]

good one mate!

[Vectra-Dog]

Nice one!