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    I read the other day that both the Indians and the Chinese have developed a taste for Pizza and McDonalds in their own countries, imagine the scene in an Indian entertainment area.....

    The time is 11:30pm and the Raj & Turban has just closed for the night, in stagger 4 drunken Indian lads to the local McDonalds...


    Oi ya Briti c*n* can we have a table for 4 to sit down

    McD staff hands out menu's and asks if they'd like to order

    Geruptah wants a starter

    I'll have a bag of Walkers Cheese & Onion with Doritos hot dip...ta ya *^$#!#$ Briti!

    McD waiter brings out a jug of Dr Pepper and 4 glasses

    Main course is ordered, they all have 2 Big Mac's, the waiter asks would you like Pilau Fries with that or just plain chips

    Halfway through, Sanjay goes to the toilet, he hits the floor and doesn't wash his hands

    The bill arrives with After Eight mints

    How much exclaims Rakesh...I only wanted a burger, I didn't want to buy the place

    Eventually they pay and get up to leave, the table is strewn with lettuce and ketchup

    The waiter opens the door for them, they all shake hands with him as they leave, he then goes into the kitchen to chop salad up

    The Indian's get arrested for calling another member of staff * A Pink Bast4rd* and spend the night watching cricket with the Police officers before facing racism charges in the morning.

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    I was in a local Chinese takeaway the other day when the kids emerged from the back of the shop eating their tea. Two Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles.

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