Personal ads - what they mean!

[Doug-SRidirect]

Dictionary for Doding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ...................... 49.
Adventurous ............... Slept with everyone.
Average looking ........... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ........ On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first ............. Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Open-minded .............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional ............... *****
Voluptuous ................. Very Fat
Hugh frame ................ Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate .......... Stalker

[Duncan]

- very good - and probably very true!! That's not from any personal experience BTW! Never placed, or replied to, a personal ad in me life - just for the record!

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[SCOTTEX]

All the above matches a few people I know.

How depressing !