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    TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.

    BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

    CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cakes).

    MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

    SITCOM’s - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or starts a "home business".

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

    ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.

    404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

    OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') New entries for the Oxford English Dictionary 2005

    GOING FOR A McSh*t - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.

    BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

    JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

    MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

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    Nice one Doug.

    The bog expedition can also be going for a "McDump" or "McSlash". Much the same idea though.

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    loving that,

    McSh*t and Percussive Maintenance are my favorites!!!

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    deffo laughed at the BOBFOC!
    OMG thats tickled me!

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