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    The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross”. Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "B1oody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "B1oody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

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    Quality. LOL

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    Very good

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    nice one!

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    Excellent. I love the French one
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    2 hours later and i'm just managing to reply through excessive laughter...never post anything like that again - my ribs hurt!!!!



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    Abso-flappin-lutely brilliant good one (and all true of course)!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    just read this - and have to say I cant stop laughing - what a wonderful reflection of Europe - just as it should be!

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